Which city in America ranks first for rats, garbage and overall yuckiness? Travel + Leisure polled their readers on 35 metropolitan areas in the U.S. to find out exactly what it takes to be the Nation’s Dirtiest City.
And the winner (or loser) is….
Unlike the assholes at TIME, I’m not going to reveal the name of the “winner” or, like TIME, lift the top ten directly from the original source.
But to the editors of Travel + Leisure magazine – I’m also not linking to your original story because, in order to read it in its entirety, you’d like me to click through *22* pages. Hear the love in my voice when I say, “Fuck you”.