“No link shall portray us…in a derogatory manner”

The Free Speech Blog writes about this idiotic policy in the terms of use of the London 2012 website:

You may not use any link to the Site as a method of creating an unauthorised association between an organisation, business, goods or services and London 2012, and agree that no such link shall portray us or any other official London 2012 organisations (or our or their activities, products or services) in a false, misleading, derogatory or otherwise objectionable manner.

I won’t be the first to do this but…

Dear London 2012 website. You have your head so far up your ass, you must be able to see your own intestines.

You are trying to not only implement an unenforceable policy but also one that will guarantee that I and many others will most certainly do our best to portray you and other official London 2012 organisations in the most derogatory and objectionable way possible. To whit, you are a group that embodies all that is asinine and venal in bureaucracies. The level of just plain stupid is appalling and shows a complete lack of understanding of how the world around you works and proves you are so insular as to have had all the oxygen cut off from your small Neanderthal brains.

Go ahead…sue me….assholes…

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2 thoughts on ““No link shall portray us…in a derogatory manner”

  1. Dear London2012 Official Website ( http://www.london2012.com/ )

    Despite being overseen by three of the most venially corrupt, fiscally incompetent and generally hopeless governments and Prime Ministers of my lifetime, I find it quite amusing that you bury in your website terms and conditions the above.

    I may not use ANY link to the Site as a method of creating an unauthorised association? I am not authorised, and here is a link : http://web1.twitpic.com/e/2fro

    Next we shall tackle the “no such link shall portray us or any other official London 2012 organisations blah blah blah …”

    London2012 is sponsored by MacDonalds and CocaCola. Please show me where in their sponsorship they have as part of the Olympic gift given up selling flavored corn syrup and potato shavings fried in secondary oils in favour of squeezed fruits or stirfired mungbeans.

    But this is where my rant starts.

    Dear London2012,

    FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNTS.

    For what is supposed to be the greatest meeting of the best of the best athletes from around the world to have to put up with this corporate bullshite irritates me.

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