Diary of a Mad Man

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Category: Humor

11 Outfits of the 70s

This is why you should be happy you didn’t live in a time where you could wear these clothes.

11 Outfits Of The 70s With Perfectly Reasonable Explanations.

Worf hoodie lets you pull Klingon ridges over your forehead

Worf hoodie lets you pull Klingon ridges over your forehead.

No – it makes you look like an easily beat-upable DORK.

How can you not love Dan Savage?

In a piece called, “Gay Panic Attack”, Dan Savage offers advice to a 21 years old straight male who “arranged a date with a trans sex worker.” This poor child says, “I became the receiving partner during anal sex…the next day, I started to feel REALLY bad.” And he actually says to Savage, “I just can’t get past the fact that I did the gayest thing a guy can do.”

OK…once I got done laughing, I read Savage’s response:

“Yes, yes: You did the gayest thing a guy can do—you allowed someone to put a dick in your manbutt—but now you’re doing the second-gayest thing a guy can do. You’re being a huge drama queen about the whole thing.”

LMAO I love Dan Savage. In a completely manly, non-gay way of course. :)

The 20 Biggest Brand Fails of 2012

Adweek:
we’ve compiled 20 of the most notable brand fails from 2012—a nice dose of ad-enfreude to fill your evil rubbernecking hearts with joy. Just be glad it wasn’t you.

Most of these just leave you shaking your head in amazement at the colossal stupidity of some of these companies.

The 20 Biggest Brand Fails of 2012 | Adweek

The Archer Live Tour is coming!


Boing Boing:

FX has announced that the animated characters of Archer are turning into real people and invading four cities for live readings with the cast and creator of the show! Jon Benjamin, Aisha Tyler, Chris Parnell, Jessica Walter, Amber Nash, and Lucky Yates will all perform some of the more memorable scenes from the show.

OMG! My love of all things Archer knows no bounds so when I saw this pop up in my RSS feed, I fervently hoped and prayed (even while knowing it would never happen) that my little backwater of Portland, Oregon would be one of the locations.

Of course it isn’t because God hates me.

But, if you live in LA, Philadelphia, New York or San Francisco (and I’d seriously consider driving to San Francisco to see this – if I actually had a car…), then get yourself down there and watch the awesomeness in person.

For those of us not lucky enough to be able to attend, I can only console you with this “Best of Archer” YouTube compilation:

Tower Bridge opens for 50 foot rubber duck…WTF!?


Can we all agree that, if nothing else, this is the oddest photo of 2012?

Finalists for the Miss Bumbum Brasil 2012

THIS IS THE GREATEST CONTEST IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD…

Don’t get me wrong – I think “beauty pageants” are stupid. But if you’re going to do it, be honest about it. This is honest – “All we care about is your ass.” :)

How not to ride a Yamaha FJR 1300

Click for video of “How not to ride a Yamaha FJR 1300″

(is anyone else having issues with being unable to insert/embed videos into WordPress any more?)

MITs adorably nerdy hack during 1982 Harvard-Yale game

The Verge:
Saturday marked the 129th installment of Harvard-Yale, one of college football’s most storied rivalries. Known simply as “The Game,” the Ivy League series dates all the way back to 1875, and although its national significance has waned with the rise of power conferences and the Bowl Championship Series, it never fails to inspire memorable pranks and frat boy stunts.

Yet few are as audacious as what a group of MIT pranksters pulled off 30 years ago, when a mysterious weather balloon suddenly emerged from beneath the field at Harvard Stadium.

Then vs Now: Imagine the utter panic this would have caused today.

Further proof I’m getting old…

I saw this picture and my *first* thought was, “You’re not going to be able to shift very well in those heels!”

 

sigh….

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